ELEPHANTS, DREAMS, CONVERSATIONAL DEEJAYING
Why hello there! It's me again, Dusty--how are you? Don't be intimidated by my friend up there; he may come off all standoffish and strong-silent-type, but really he's just an elephant. He can't speak English. Also, he could squash you, like no problem. So-- yeah.
Anyway, me and my elephant wanted to let you know that one of us--me--will be "deejaying" at Snug Harbor this Monday evening. By "deejaying," I really mean I will be bringing my computer and playing songs from my iTunes. My Pie Factory brother Elroy is bartending, and he's been having some of us regular civilian cats deejaying on Mondays just to break things up a little bit. I don't know the first thing about "deejaying", but I bet I'll be not that bad at it. If you have the time to come out and say hey, I'll be "deejaying" between 10 and 2 that night, and my watchword will be "conversation." Meaning that unless everyone is dying to get up and shake their groove elephants, I'll be playing nice music at a volume that will still allow you to flirt with whomever is sitting next to you.
On the other hand, if a bunch of hot ladies are in the room, I'll play some rumpshaking hits and me and Elroy will be passing out strings of beads Girls-Gone-Wild style. Either way.
Besides his regular duties hanging out on the Serengeti and squooshing lions, my buddy the elephant is also a freelance illustration for a new marketing concern "starting up" around the Charlotte area. The name of the company is Dream Elephant, and it looks like at least some of their branding materials will feature different versions of my guy on them. Kudos for them for their incredible good taste, and for you when you display the same. My buddy the elephant is not the only one of us available for hire.
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